Wisdom Is Misery aka W.I.M. was born and raised in the great state of Texas where after running and surviving the mean streets of the suburbs he obtained his Bachelor’s degree in Business. There are more miscellaneous details to his upbringing, but what is important is W.I.M. was born in the 80s. Thus, according to most generic, stereotypical assessments of his generation – often the best to draw vast conclusions from – W.I.M. should be: spoiled, of average education, lack focus & discipline, extremely apathetic, narcissistic, lazy, and in constant need of unearned praise and affection.
W.I.M. doesn’t understand what any of that means or how anyone could draw such hurtful conclusions about him, but he is too lazy to try to correct their assumptions nor does he particularly care. Now, would someone please be kind enough to hug him already and point him in the direction of his trophy?
Currently, W.I.M. is living the simple life. He recently relocated to “the Rockies” for work and play. He hopes to pursue his Masters in the next few years, among other ambiguously defined goals. Of course, the only step he has taken towards achieving this objective is saying to anyone that will listen: “I hope to pursue my Masters in the next few years.”
W.I.M. is currently unmarried, has no kids and owns no pets – this might or might not all be related (Can you say, “commitment issues”? His ex-girlfriends can, repeatedly). When he is not working, he spends most of his days daydreaming about what he would do if he had the money to do all the things he daydreams about doing. His life’s passion is writing and he does so personally and professionally for anyone that will PAY HIM GENEROUSLY or you know; ask him really, really nicely.