
Being too old to go out hasn’t stopped me from going out. Namely because I have nothing better to do. Every now and then there’s nothing wrong with making it a Netflix night but for the most part sitting at the house being single and reflecting on my singleness is not my favorite pastime. I don’t mind being single. What I do mind is the associated droughts that sporadically ensue. Not that only single men experience droughts, as any miserably married man will caution you with sullen eyes while speaking dramatically in his best Vincent Price voice.












