Wisdom Is Misery
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  • February27th

    I am no zoologist, but I have spent many hours watching the Discovery Channel. I can assure you that I have seen more than my fair share of lions having sex on the TV machine. I’m certain that counts for something. Furthermore, I have been dating women for the greater part of my life. Therefore, I feel I am more than qualified to provide the following analysis on how man can learn much from the Lion, often referred to as “the King of the Jungle.”

  • February19th

    Jealousy

    I’m not the jealous type. Undoubtedly, if you are a woman, you have heard this line before. Ironically, it usually comes from guys whom you later find out are insanely jealous. However, in this instance, that is not the case.

    It’s not that I’m above jealousy. I think on some level we are capable of becoming jealous. Nevertheless, there are some amongst us who take it to the extreme – and I am not one of those people.

  • February18th

    As some of you know, I received some bad news on Tuesday. Some of you are already aware of what that news was and others just know the news was bad – but before we get to that.

    For whatever reason, even if only subconsciously, I assumed my parents would be around forever. I never gave any serious consideration to the fact that one day they won’t be. Why would I? The idea itself seems preposterous. I mean they’ve been around my entire life, where would they go exactly? Besides, in my mind, increased hospital visits, failing health, ever compounding weaknesses and limited mobility followed by an inevitable death are nuisances known to other people’s mere mortal parents. These are not the ailments I thought would ever plague my clearly invincible parents.

  • February10th

    Depending on your personal intake of celebrity gossip, you may or may not be aware that recently John Mayer used the ‘N-word’ in an interview with Playboy, which you can read here. Given the context of this interview, with Playboy that is, I didn’t think it would be a big deal. However, it was soon a trending topic on Twitter. Of course, given the level of importance you attribute to Twitter trending topics, which as of the posting of this blog included such important topics as: #PetPeeve, #whatsworsethan, #nowplaying, Google Buzz, American Idol, #shooturself, Modern Family, #ilovehonorsociety, Duke, and Justin Bieber, then maybe the ramifications of @JohnCMayer-gate was minuscule, and I would agree with you.

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