I heard, and maybe you have too, that actions speak louder than words. I’m sure they do, in most cases, except, of course, when dealing with the opposite sex. In which case, I think the phrase, ‘I mean what I think, not what I say’ seems more applicable. Don’t get me wrong; as I have alluded to in the past, it is no secret that W.I.M. and crazy women are fond of one another. Therefore, it is quite possible I bring all this on myself, given my general attraction to women of the mentally insane persuasion, which, if true, I accept full responsibility for.
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December11th
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December8th
Hate the Game Not the
PlayerGolferPosted in: Sports
Undoubtedly, unless you have been on vacation in another galaxy far, far away where time stands still and gossip doesn’t exist, you have heard about the Tiger Woods scandal. With that understanding, I wont bother expanding on the background of the subject because I’m sure we’re all on the same page, and if we are not, you are a mere Google search or BFF question away from knowing all you really want to know about the subject. In fact, maybe even more than you want to know – I mean porn stars? Porn?!? Stars?!? PORN STARS?!?
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December5th
The other day I had a weird dream. I know they say dreams are suppose to mean something – and might even be windows into your soul or subconscious or whatever. In fact, some have said dreams are simply another steam of consciousness, which of course sounds too plain to describe my dreams. Perhaps, a ‘stream of awesomeness’ is more applicable in my situation. Regardless, I’m not sure that applies to this dream in particular or maybe it does. If it does, can you help me decipher this one?
The other day I had the following dream:
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December5th
I Love You, Beard
Posted in: Satire
I’m thinking of entering my beard into a professional contest, which Google with its infinite knowledge was able to direct me to: World Beard and Moustache Championships. As you can see, I’ve got some stiff competition on my hands, but I think my beard is the most beautiful beard in all the land and I would happily CHALLENGE any man or woman who disagrees to a beard-off! My beard and I aint never scared!
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