I remember one day my girlfriend was relaying a story to me, one of many I’m sure, about a conversation she had with a friend of hers. They were talking about how her friend, who is married, habitually farts under the covers when she’s lying in bed with her husband. According to her friend, as I had no way of corroborating this story with her husband, they both find this hilarious. My girlfriend then had the audacity to ask me if I thought we’d ever be that comfortable around each other. My response: “I sure hope not.” This upset her…
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October2nd
Adulthood is for Adults
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I seem to be having some self-inflicted difficulty transitioning from childhood into adulthood. If you’ve read any of my other blogs, then you may have noticed this is a common theme. That’s because it’s something I struggle with on a daily basis.
Relatively speaking, I think I make a fairly decent adult, I could at least play one on TV if I had to: I have a career, my own place, own car, I pay all my own bills and I don’t expect anyone do anything for me. That’s somewhat adult-like, right? Maybe I’m mistaken.
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October2nd
Note to Self: You’re a Dumbass
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The other day I had to write a report based on some notes I took the week before. Under normal circumstances, this wouldn’t be that big of a deal. I’ve accomplished this task hundreds if not thousands of times before, but when I located my notes and began reading over them, I soon realized I had no idea what the hell I was talking about.



















