Wisdom Is Misery
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  • July18th

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    I’m working on a trilogy of blogs that are so controversial, so divisive, so ignorantly ignorant that they may very well get me banned from the blogging community, the Internet and society at large. In preparing for the possible implications of these blogs I decided to post something more lighthearted today. The Cruel Intentions Swindle!!!

    Disclaimer: This blog and its contents are for male readers 18 and up. Male readers under 18 (or women of all ages) should exit now unless they have obtained the approved consent of a parent or guardian.

  • May12th

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    Smoking is cool. There, I said it! Don’t get me wrong, smoking is also very deadly, perhaps even dumb. Nevertheless, name one thing that is perceived as cool that isn’t deadly, dumb or at least a little bit dangerous. Yeah, that’s what I thought – I rest my case!

    I started smoking, black and milds actually, when I was about 18ish. I gave those up when I was about 22ish. In fact, I completely gave up inhaling (almost) anything for about two years. However, in my defense, I doubly engaged in other deadly, dumb, dangerous activities during my two-year non-smoking hiatus to reinforce my cool status. Around the age of 24, I finally made the transition to smoking cigarettes. At this point in my life, it was clear to any and all that I was at the peak of my coolness.

  • January28th

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    The other day, but not really the “other day,” in case you and I are currently dating. This day, in which I am about to refer to, occurred long before we knew each other and I realized the deep, longing feelings I have for you. Furthermore, this day and the blog it inspired by relation are in no way whatsoever related to any current or future courtship you and I may share. You are special and unique and no one will ever compare to what has grown between us. Yes, what I am describing here happened long, long, long ago in a time far, far, far away with a person minuscule in importance and practically forgotten since meeting youuu!

  • December5th

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    I’m thinking of entering my beard into a professional contest, which Google with its infinite knowledge was able to direct me to: World Beard and Moustache Championships. As you can see, I’ve got some stiff competition on my hands, but I think my beard is the most beautiful beard in all the land and I would happily CHALLENGE any man or woman who disagrees to a beard-off! My beard and I aint never scared!

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